WWHCD?
While riding home on the bus today, I saw some graffiti on a concrete wall. In poor penmanship, indicative of only ever spray painting Hanguel characters or Hello Kitty scenes, someone had scrawled ‘fuck you.’
Immediately I wondered, What Would Holden Caulfield Do?
“That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any. You may think there is, but once you get there, when you’re not looking, somebody’ll sneak up and write “Fuck you” right under your nose. I think, even, if I ever die, and they stick me in a cemetery, and I have a tombstone and all, it’ll say “Holden Caulfield” on it, and then what year I was born and what year I died, and then right under that it’ll say “Fuck you.” I’m positive.”
-HC
